This week, there was more Chewbacca mask fun, angry Reylos, death stares and PUGS. So many pugs. Plus, Snoke still isn’t Plagueis. The internet is amazing.
Luke Skywalker: "Why did I get a bad grade on this paper?"
Professor: "You didn't attach your bibliography. Use the source, Luke."
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) May 24, 2016
Just remembered that three days ago I set someone up for a perfect "that's no moon" and they didn't go for the bait and now I'm peeved again
— Neale Barnholden (@nealpolitan) May 22, 2016
Went to a Star Wars themed Pugcrawl today. Turns out, I didn't know what true happiness was prior to this afternoon: pic.twitter.com/gvlHxrIy4d
— Mike Bennett (@MikeBennettArt) May 22, 2016
This is the best day of my life pic.twitter.com/ipsOKYIxUO
— Laura E. Hall (@lauraehall) May 22, 2016
You can see more of the pugs clicking on the tweets above, or on Tumblr.
by far, the best part about asking emo kylo ren to prom was the rey parody account that tweeted at me, "stay away from my man, witch"
— Alyssa Wong (੭ㅇㅅㅇ❀) (@crashwong) May 23, 2016
You all thought "Chewbacca Mom" was such a hoot? Wait'll you get a load of the deranged chortling of WATTO AUNT
— Eddie Utrata (@EddieUtrata) May 24, 2016
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away Chewbacca became a viral sensation wearing a Human Lady Mask in the cockpit of the Falcon.
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) May 24, 2016
I laugh uncontrollably with a Darth Vader mask on in my car every week and you don't see my videos going viral.
— Chris Pirillo (@ChrisPirillo) May 24, 2016
Deflation of the Death Star. pic.twitter.com/aObrN9pDx9
— Jennifer Landa (@JenniferLanda) May 23, 2016
For living on a planet called Tatooine, Luke Skywalker had shockingly few tattoos.
— Stabbatha Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) May 27, 2016
Now this must be from some of the deleted #starwars scenes. @HamillHimself or Luke's missing years pic.twitter.com/kXTDk2fZ6U
— carrie's world (@laughout41) May 26, 2016
Accidentally typed Death Stare. Which isn't quite a superweapon but would still be kinda cool. #starwars
— Jason Fry (@jasoncfry) May 26, 2016
The prop head that didn't work… compared to Mark's real head sticking up from under the floor. #Smoking pic.twitter.com/KTbf2xFRr9
— Treena (@treenahasthaal) May 27, 2016
VIPs
The hardest part was trying not 2 blink as that smoke wafted across my face #EyesWideOpen #IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis https://t.co/invZL6iegr
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) May 27, 2016
It just dawned on me that C-3PO referring to his job as "human-cyborg relations" is a very speciest thing to say.
— Matt Martin (@missingwords) May 27, 2016
Snoke isn't Plagueis because I thought was a bad idea. Snoke isn't Plagueis because that was never the story. That one wasn't up to me 1/2
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) May 22, 2016
In other words, don't blame the messenger. But DO blame the messenger for enjoying being the messenger. :) 2/2
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) May 22, 2016
I didn't burn your house down. I pointed out that it burned down. Oh. And laughed at it. Shit. Yeah, you may have a point.
— Pablo Hidalgo (@pablohidalgo) May 22, 2016
the worst part about playing #chewbacca is that you can never have your picture taken with him #ThursdayThoughts
— Joonas Suotamo (@JoonasSuotamo) May 26, 2016
Days since the last submission that included the words "photon torpedo" = 0
— Leland Chee (@HolocronKeeper) May 25, 2016
The Force Awakens
I've watched the newest Star Wars 3 times the past few weeks. I get so happy for rey every time. daisy ridley keeps me fist pumping
— Sam Dekker (@dekker) May 25, 2016
Episode VIII
episode vii had teary-eyed kylo so episode viii needs full-on crying kylo… this is just the natural progression I don't make the rules
— soft beef (@stereoroo) May 23, 2016
snoke's throne is made of mount sorrow & it's keeping him alive way past his expiration date @pablohidalgo as good a theory as any, right
— lollerskating (@lollerskating) May 25, 2016
Grand Unified Kylo Theory: he wants to eliminate ALL Force users. "Finish what you started" applies to both light and dark sides.
— Eleven-ThirtyEight (@eleventhirtyate) May 25, 2016
Rogue One and beyond
I like to imagine that Shoretroopers are just Sailortroopers on shore leave.
— Jesse Tschopp (@jrtschopp) May 26, 2016
If #RogueOne doesn't feature a DETAILED examination of the differences between the two species of ugnaughts I'm going to be angry.
— Star Wars Minute (@StarWarsMinute) May 27, 2016
I swear to god, if one of the Episode VIII trailers ends with Luke igniting his green lightsaber like in RotJ, I'll die.
— Nanci (@nancipants) May 25, 2016
To the guy who took off his shoes in the airport & displayed his lime green #StarWars socks. You symbolize what #RogueOne stands for.
— Greg Morton (@GregMortonComic) May 25, 2016
Books and stuff
If the Fleet Admiral ends up being Commandant Brendol Hux, someone will have to come deal with my dead body because oh my god.
— Bria (@chaosbria) May 22, 2016
Turns out #MrBones has been hiding in plain sight in the office all along. #aftermath #LifeDebt pic.twitter.com/hrgso0ShGV
— Star Wars Books (@DelReyStarWars) May 23, 2016
Watching #TheForceAwakens after Bloodline, it strikes me that the Resistance is against the First Order… And the New Republic's stupidity.
— Justin Bolger (@TheApexFan) May 22, 2016
HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
OH ME, I'M JUST KILLING THE GALACTIC EMPIRE OVER HERE
JUST TWISTING THE KNIFE
MAKING IT HURT
Y'KNOW
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 23, 2016
Seriously, EMPIRE'S END got a lot of good bad stuff going on. Characters, governments, and a galaxy pushed to a brink. Whee!
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 23, 2016
"I'd rather burn in a better kind of flame."
Greer Sonnel study from this weekend #starwars @claudiagray pic.twitter.com/pV0fzTcQQg
— Sam Wood (@ArtOfSamWood) May 23, 2016
Reading AFTERMATH & I desperately want Mr. Bones as Father Christmas, stuffing bodies of naughty children into his sleigh. @ChuckWendig
— Karl Dandenell (@KDandenell) May 24, 2016
can’t help but find it funny how @ChuckWendig gets crap for verb tense when EVERY STAR WARS MOVIE starts with text crawl in present tense
— Jason Tocci (@JasonT) May 25, 2016
Having way too much fun with EMPIRE'S END, you guys. I should be stopped. The one-star reviewers were right. BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
— Chuck Wendig (@ChuckWendig) May 24, 2016
Star Wars life
A mom in my parent/tot swim class has a Millennium Falcon wedding ring.
I REPEAT she has a Millennium Falcon made of DIAMONDS on her finger.— tiny momme (@LeeGabee) May 21, 2016
I have no faith left in humanity when Starbucks baristas spell Darth Vader wrong…
— Samantha Rone (@SamanthaRone) May 25, 2016
Every parent should feel amazing when their kid doesn’t turn out like Kylo Ren.
— Tara (@4jinxremoving) May 27, 2016
Isabel: "Dad, I wish the Millennium Falcon was real." Me: "Me too, honey…me too." #daddysgirl
— Jeremy Jessen (@pastorjessen) May 27, 2016
Snark
Yes, even you can go from cutting pears with a knife to becoming a master of evil in just 3 short years! pic.twitter.com/YfrrrC7SHc
— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) May 22, 2016
Star Trek Into Darkness. pic.twitter.com/6VatfhZfGl
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) May 27, 2016
Fall of the Resistence?
Looking forward to Winter of the Alliance and Springtime for Kylo Ren.
— Andrew Mayne (@AndrewMayne) May 21, 2016