Emo Kylo Ren rules #TheForceAwakens Twitter

There is only one winner of Twitter after The Force Awakens, and it’s @KyloR3n. (Spoilers, naturally.) Discovered by The Daily Dot’s Eric Geller last night, the genius behind it remains unknown, but the laughs are, thankfully, forever. There’s a selection of spoiler-free tweets below the cut.

*comes downstairs in pajamas* *clears throat* there's been an awakening are there pancakes?

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

dear diary hux and i are wearing black to commemorate the defeat at the battle of endor we both always wear black but today it means more

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

*hands Rey a crossword* don't worry if it takes a while Wednesday puzzles can be a bit challengi– *Rey hands back the completed puzzle*

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl

— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015