Santa Maul hates the holidays, but loves buying stuff. Isn’t it ironic?

santamaul.gifSanta Maul is generally not partial to Star Wars merchandise featuring second-rate Sith hack Darth Vader, but he is greatly intrigued by this Musical Holiday Waterball found by X-Entertainment. Santa Maul’s l33t Sith research skillz find that the item was released in September, but now can only be found online at eBay. Santa Maul is unsure of the suitability of giving holiday-themed items for Christmas, but doubts that such a faux pas would result in disembowelment.

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Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas:

“I need an Obi Wan right about now.” Pitifully murmured D.C. resident Sandy Hope. “In today’s insane world of terrorist attacks, global warming, incurable diseases and horrible natural disasters, I need to believe that there is an immortal authority filled with gentle all-seeing wisdom and boundless benign compassion, preferably with a really cool-o British accent that bespeaks of established reputation and tasteful social credibility. I need my Star Wars again! *SOB!*”