Artist Series: Tim Bradstreet
The official site profiles Tim Bradstreet, who will always, no matter how many smugglers and Imperials he paints, be the Vampire: The Masquerade dude to me. (Yeah, I know. Sorry.)
Insider #91 is still late
According to editor Frank Parisi it went to the printer today and will be in stores by the 19th.
Santa Maul hates the holidays, but loves buying stuff. Isn’t it ironic?
Santa Maul is generally not partial to Star Wars merchandise featuring second-rate Sith hack Darth Vader, but he is greatly intrigued by this Musical Holiday Waterball found by X-Entertainment. Santa Maul’s l33t Sith research skillz find that the item was released in September, but now can only be found online at eBay. Santa Maul is unsure of the suitability of giving holiday-themed items for Christmas, but doubts that such a faux pas would result in disembowelment.
READ THIS: Uncyclopedia
Because Booth Shot First.
Because the Dark Side synchs with The Wizard Of Oz.
Because Sith Vicious brought balance to the force.
But mainly because the entry on Han Solo made me laugh very loudly.
Daily Satire
Malingering Spiritual Malaise Spurs Demand For Even More Star Wars Sagas:
“I need an Obi Wan right about now.” Pitifully murmured D.C. resident Sandy Hope. “In today’s insane world of terrorist attacks, global warming, incurable diseases and horrible natural disasters, I need to believe that there is an immortal authority filled with gentle all-seeing wisdom and boundless benign compassion, preferably with a really cool-o British accent that bespeaks of established reputation and tasteful social credibility. I need my Star Wars again! *SOB!*”
You’re braver than I thought…
It’s hard out here for a blogger
I blogged about these Japanese USB drives back in 2005 – and so did Gizmodo.
Except this time we learn there actually is a Han in Carbonite model.
Celebration Europe is moving
The first European Celebration is still in London, but it’s changing venues from Earls Court to the larger ExCeL.
Starwars.com is 10 years old
As noted by this week’s Homing Beacon newsletter, the official site has been around 10 years this month. A series of retrospective articles will start in December, but for the time being you can check out the site’s evolution via the Wayback Machine.