Speaking of the tonguesicle…
Sexually Suggestive Star Wars Candy To Be Marketed To Children! One can always count on Landover Baptist (yes, it’s a parody site) for the lulz.
Marching lessons
501st Stormtroopers make a training video for the Rose Bowl parade. And I think they’re doing it in everyone’s high school gym…
My eyes! My eyes!
Truly awful Star Wars merchandise. All of which predate the Jar-Jar tonguesicle, and one which horrifies even me. Can you guess which it is? (I know you can.)
You sunk my Star Destroyer!
Why is it that I know about LEGO statues before they’re even in production, yet this is the first I’ve heard of Star Wars Battleship? Paula, how old is this thing?
Finding Tatooine in Tunisia
Lucas smells the roses
You got your Christmas in my Star Wars!
Something Awful Forum Goons give the GFFA a bit of holiday cheer. Guaranteed to be horny-Wookiee free. Sort of.
Giant Legos will eat your soul
LEGO Star Wars Maquettes: Because Gentle Giant really, really loves making me say “What the f-”
That is to say, the state of merchandise gets even more ridiculous every time I look.
Another reason to go to Disney World
On Friday, a Build Your Own Lightsaber kiosk will debut at Disney World’s Once Upon A Toy Store.