Bitches!

So last night I set up a 9 a.m. wakeup call for today. This morning the phone rings, my roomates (fellow Darkside Padawans) groan, and I stumble to the shower. I’m thinking, “I wish I were dead. Why am I so tired? Maybe I don’t want to learn how to infuse liquor this morning…” But I got in the shower. I did my hair and went back into the room to grab my makeup bag — and looked at the clock.

7:41.

Some bitch ordered a 7 a.m. wakeup call and LET ME TAKE IT.

Someone will DIE!

5 Replies to “Bitches!”

  1. Indeed, there is nothing like seeing your roommate dressed in a towel using some of the strongest curse words I know at such an hour.

    Meanwhile, I imagine, somewhere else in the hotel, someone got a nine a.m. call cursing “Damn it! Where was my 7 a.m. call?”

  2. I certainly didn’t have anything to do with it. Nope didn’t sit in the airport lastnight plotting ways to share the joys of a midnight flight with those of you who started your little party without me.

  3. Trina, if those are some of the strongest curse words you know… well, you should see me when I’m really mad. :D

  4. This happened to me once when I was younger. About 13 on a family vacation. I didn’t see the clock without my glasses, but I thought it said 6:00 AM, so I crawled out of bed and got in the shower. My mom wandered in and asked why I was in the shower at 2:00 AM.

    Unfortunately, since I was only 13 and with my parents, I couldn’t let the swear words that I was saying to myself out of my mouth.

    Showers in the wee-hours of the morning suck. Even more so when liquor is involved. ;-)

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