Ew, Jedi Nookie!

Only on TFN, folks…

This is creeping me out. Imagine Mark Hamill, and that McRandle chick naked and floating arund the room, like if in space. Perish the thought!

I am discretely avoiding linking to our archive of archaic Luke/Mara fanfic. I’m sure there’s floaty sex in there somewhere, but I value my sanity too much to actually look.

Movie News

Mixed reviews are rolling in for The Village.

Kerry Conran, who helms Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, will be directing A Princess of Mars.

Zach Braff is blogging for Garden State; the movie, costarring Natalie Portman, is doing very well with critics.

Fametracker snarks on franchise film stars in the latest Galaxy of Fame.

A Cinescape poll has Joss Whedon as the leading choice to helm the next X-Men movie. Whedonesque discusses the possibility.

And of course, the big movie news of the week… Pierce Brosnan steps down as James Bond.

Geekstock

USA Today has an article about Comic Con. Highlight is a quote regarding the Revenge of the Sith announcement:

“It’s certainly an improvement over the first two,” says Ken Simmons, 31, of Tampa. He spent most of the weekend dressed as a storm trooper character from the films. “I just hope no one confuses it with Revenge of the Nerds.”