Author: Dunc

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You’ve seen what we’ve done to Obi-Wan, right?

Sideshow Collectibles is having a poll for fans to choose what EU character will be made into a 12-inch figure.

The choices are rather limited. I can see Mara Jade, Grand Admiral Thrawn, Asajj Ventress, and Quinlan Vos… But Kir Kanos and arctic suit Padmé from the Clone Wars cartoon? Kir Kanos? And don’t they have already enough costume changes in the movies for 50 Padmé dolls?

Oh well. Voting is open until November 4th.

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NOOOOOO!!!

It’s the post-Con Depression Kickoff Breakfast already? This Jadecon has gone so fast… Too fast. And we’re all exhausted, more than usual. I believe we’ve Con’ed the hell out of this year, with C3 and ROTS gatherings.

And we’re signing the Luke. Upside down. I have suite pictures but seeing as we barely managed to blog this year, getting pictures off cameras at this point may be too much of a stretch.

Susan is taking my picture as I blog. Bitch.

P.S.: I forgot that I won second place in Sithspit’s bounty hunter game. Derek is first by a very long shot, but I took much Sithly pleasure in making him sweat.

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Random quotes of today (so far)

“I don’t want to spoil… what’s the one where Siri dies?” -Yav

“It’s good to know there have always been dumb fangirls.” -Caitlin

“‘I only like Shakespeare when there’s cleavage!'” -Rach

“I will not circumcise myself.” – Hokie

“Jawas are evil koalas.” -Caitlin

“WOW. You’ve outweirded me.” Caitlin to Ruby.

“Derek, I’m sorry I have to reach between your legs, but I’ve got to get up.” – Helen

“It’s okay, now I’ve got a Rogue between my legs.” -Derek (The slash writes itself.)

“Everyone wants their butt to be as big as a starship.” -Blu

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Live from the suite

Auditions for Survivor: Hoth are underway. I’m confident about my chances. But then, so is everyone else. Bitches.

Games night went well, per usual. Rogue introduced a Firefly game, and something called “Kill General Jar-Jar.” I didn’t play that one, but I did get to be Jayne. And I won! I think.

Less than 24 hours and we already have our first casualty – Hokie got hammered, turned himself inside out and is now sleeping with the porcelain gods. I think this is the first time we’ve had anyone get quite this drunk.

No one else is reenacting great fratboy exploits, but a few CJers were just doing the Macerana to the Imperial March.

Hokie, of course, will never live this down…

ETA: As I was posting this, Security brought us cake. Security! The Hyatt rocks.