More guests for JadeCon

So long as they contribute to the bar fund and don’t break anything.

Some rowdy drunks have created quite a scare at an old folks home in southern Sweden.

And these boozers were as big as a moose.

In fact they were moose.

Police say a mama moose and her calf got tipsy from eating fermented apples. Police managed to scare them off once. But the juiced moose returned to get more of the liquored-up fruit.

Police sent for a hunter and his dog, who managed to chase the animals away. To make sure the moose don’t fall off the wagon again, police had all the boozy apples picked up and carted away.

I’m not making this up.