Cleolinda, whose Twilight-for-the-lulz obsession has fed all our urges to know more about the not-quite-Harry-Potter event of the year, has come through with Twilight in Fifteen Minutes.
Since we’re on the topic, the movie made an estimated $70.5 million opening weekend, and the sequel was promptly greenlit. Poor Robert Pattinson – there’s no escape for him now.
Oh my gawd. Thanks for the Twilight Move in 15 Minutes. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
And as if there was any doubt as to sequels?…
Opening weekend, not night. Thank gawd.
And yeah, Twilight in 15 was great!
There’s no crying vampires in baseball!
Cleolinda is my hero. :D
But now I have wasted yet another hour of my life following all the links and reading Twilight snark! D:
But . . . it was kind of fun. :D Darn internet. :p
In twenty years when VH1 does a Very Special “Where Are They Now?” show and finds Robert Pattinson in an asylum somewhere, it’s all going to come back down to that fateful day that he agreed to play Edward. Poor young fool.