Best we don’t tell them about the Holocron

Can't say we're particularly proud of this one.Not surprisingly, Cracked’s list of eight most needlessly detailed Wikipedia entries starts off with a Star Wars item. Their reasoning: excessive listings of non-movie characters might encourage Lucas to make more movies. Sorry dudes: too late.

However, I am disturbed by their claim that the Seventh Heaven entry they point to is longer than The Simpsons. That simply cannot be – for one thing, The Simpsons, being an actual show of influence, has a variety of subpages – one for each of their eighteen (!!) seasons – that Seventh Heaven does not…

I’m thinking too much about this, aren’t I?