We have a title! And a really awkward new ‘official’ hashtag, as much as any hashtag can ever hope to be official. But we all know what’s really important, and this is: The funny. Also, that one guy. You know the one.
Look, ma! A week! It was a busy one, so here’s what’s below. Episode VII (references to the big rumor spoiler, but not any that gives it away,) Rebels reaction, the big Expanded Universe blowup, ranting about fan perceptions of Han Solo, and the usual nonsense.
John Boyega and Lupita Nyong’o went to see Grace Jones. Jones is playing a festival in London this weekend; This is, I believe, our first sign that Nyong’o may be on set.