JadeCon Quotes 2006 (Up to now, at least)

Here are a selection of memorable quotes, so far. You can use your imagination to figure out what we were talking about.

Or not.

(Thanks to Aaron for capturing most of these.)

  • “SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!” – Aaron
  • “Eat shit, Jessica, it’s CARROTS!” – Many people (this one is a popular one)
  • “You have grasped enough of my gist” – Diane
  • “The nub of your chest?” – Blu
  • “I know, but….Poop!” – Blu
  • “I’m going to beat you with naked Barbies.” – Roxanne
  • “My boobs do not need powdering, people.” – Dunc
  • “Are they bag hickeys?” – Elizabeth D.
  • “Ignore us now, beyotch.” – Beth
  • “It’s like a periodic table of the feedback whores.” – Aaron
  • “Why is the squirrel humping Jack Sparrow?” – Blu
  • “There’ll be two floats , one with f*ing Ewoks — they’re not f*ing.” – Mary
  • “Yav has totally out-dorked herself.” – Blu
  • “What does Mara Jade use to keep warm?” – Rogue
    “Luke Skywalker?” – Ruby
  • “I’m going to get Aaron’s tool.” – Sam

More to come as soon as more alcohol gets served….

5 Replies to “JadeCon Quotes 2006 (Up to now, at least)”

  1. The quote attributed to me and Rogue is backwards, as in, he said the funny part.

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