Hollywood out of ideas, turns to puns

The rights to the first book of every 12-year-old’s favorite fantasy series, Piers Anthony’s Xanth, have been sold to Warner Brothers. Hollywood, are you really that hard up for a hit fantasy movie that you’re going to try for Xanth? I think I’d rather see Eragon, and I read approximately twenty of those books back in junior high.

2 Replies to “Hollywood out of ideas, turns to puns”

  1. OH GOD NO. *cries a lot*

    (The extremely sad thing is when I was twelve, this news would have *thrilled* me. I still have, like, 20 or so Xanth books.)

  2. Oh and also! I know they want to start at the beginning and all, but I always thought A Spell for Chameleon was really boring. Can’t they start with Centaur Aisle or something?

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