He’ll never eat lunch in this town again!

Why do the studios need those pesky union writers when they can hire Alex Perez, Hollywood scab writer? Be sure to check out the vids, especially the romance one. Although, to be honest, he might have been able to improve upon:

Anakin: Don’t be afraid.

Padme: I’m not afraid to die. I’ve been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.

Anakin: What are you talking about?

Padme: I love you.

Anakin: You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we’d be forced to love a lie and that it would destroy our lives.

Padme: I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly… deeply… love you and before we die I want you to know.