Good news for pervy X-Philes

Agent Mulder David Duchovny’s racy new Showtime series, “Californication,” is not yet out on DVD — but if you don’t have Showtime and just can’t wait another day, iTunes can hook you up. Download the entire first season for $23.99, or check out individual episodes for $1.99 apiece.

Word to the wise: This show, in which Duchovny plays a washed-up, middle-aged novelist, features more nudity than you can shake a stick at* as well as a truly impressive catalog of profanity. It goes out of its way to earn that TV-MA rating.

*That’s not how I meant it. You have a dirty, dirty mind. For shame!