to the tune of the same name by Carly Simon
Posted by Sunnyskywalker

You walked onto the Death Star
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Blaster strategically firing everywhere
Your shooting it was was so hot
With one shot to the holocam and
Another to the comm
And all of the stormtroopers
They ran for cover, they ran for cover, and

You're so vain,
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don’t you?

Well, I hear you did the Kessel Run
In a dozen parsecs, quick
Then you flew the Falcon up to Nar Shaddaa
To deal blasters, spice, and death sticks
Well, you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with
Some underworld scum or a cantina floozy
Cantina floozy, and

You're so vain,
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don’t you?