To the tune of “Queen of Hearts” by Juice Newton
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

Lightside.
And you’re the greatest Jedi that’s alive.
It does this ex-Queen’s heart some good just a-knowing that you are mine

Darkside.
Now you're a Sith Lord in disguise;
You will set my heart to breaking
But let’s put that off till some other time.

Playin’ with the queen of Naboo,
It’s somethin’ that you shouldn’t do.
But Jar Jar ain't the only fool
Who’d buy any line from you.

Laying here tonight I cry,
Thinking 'bout our life of lies.
That's what I have to do
to stay together with you.

Honey,
I know it makes you sad.
Why is everybody always harping on you as the chosen one?
Ani,
I know it makes you mad.
You think you ought to be a master but
The way is blocked by Obi-Wan.

Playin’ with the queen of Naboo,
It’s somethin’ that you shouldn’t do.
But Jar Jar ain't the only fool
Who’d buy any line from you.

Laying here tonight I cry,
thinking 'bout our life of lies.
That's what I have to do
to stay together with you

Tuskens.
I know you've killed a few
But hide your head beneath my blanket
and tell me they deserved to die.
And younglings…
They say that you just ran them through.
Just lay your head right here beside me and we’ll give our love another try.

Playin’ with the queen of Naboo,
It’s somethin’ that you shouldn’t do.
But Jar Jar ain't the only fool
Who’d buy any line from you.

Playin’ with the queen of Naboo,
It’s somethin’ that you shouldn’t do.
But Jar Jar ain't the only fool
Who’d buy any line from you.

Laying here tonight I cry,
thinking 'bout our life of lies.
That's what I have to do
to stay together with you

Playing with the queen of Naboo…

[repeat and fade]