To the tune of the same name by J. Geils Band
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

Come on!

Master walks
Master talks
Master passed my seat.
His boring, boring lecture kept his ignorance complete.
Classmates pass me something, with glee they can’t contain.
(The memory of that moment will always cause me pain.)
Now I find I’m flipping through PlayNaboo magazine
And there’s a funky Gungan on the pages in-between!

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?
Jar Jar is the centerfold!
(Jar Jar is the centerfold!)

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?

Jar Jar is the centerfold!

Swept it down under my desk.
How to get myself out of this mess?
I was pale I turned away
Hope no one caught my eye.
I was shaking in my robes
Trying to forget that Gungan’s pose.
Then it came right back to me
That image just won’t die!
That soft, fuzzy holo
Some psycho must be touched!
To see him spread across the page
Is really just too much!

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?
Jar Jar is the centerfold!
(Jar Jar is the centerfold!)

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?

Jar Jar is the centerfold!

Naa naa na na na na….

It’s okay, I understand
I’ve passed it on to other hands.
I note the desk the issue’s on
And see that classmate’s color gone!
Master Gar – Yes he did!
Master Gar had seen it!
Master took it to his desk and asked us all who brought it!
A part of me had just been ripped
The image of a Gungan stripped!
Oh no, I didn’t buy it.
Heck no, of course I will deny it!

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?
Jar Jar is the centerfold!
(Jar Jar is the centerfold!)

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?

Jar Jar is the centerfold!

Naa Naa na na na na…

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?
Jar Jar is the centerfold!
(Jar Jar is the centerfold!)

My blood runs cold!
Who knew that Gungan was so bold?
Jar Jar is the centerfold!
(Jar Jar is the centerfold!)