To the tune of "The Rose" by Bette Middler
Filked by Michelle

Some say love, it is a Jedi
who struts and drops his robe.
Some say love, it is a pirate
in leather coat so long.
Some say love, it is a hero
with secret identity.
I say love, it is the footwear,
That’s worn by all of these.

It’s the boots of elven princes,
that give me weakened knees.
It’s the boots of Luke in training,
that make me want to squee.
Even the boots of Daniel Jackson
reach out with their own call.
But the boots of Young Kenobi
they started my downfall.

When JadeCon is in full swing,
and the night is running long.
I confess that I have sometimes
reached to touch the boots of Rogue.
Just remember I’m a Wanton
And my point, it is not moot.
When it comes to my fan focus,
That it’s all about the boots.