To the tune of "Land Down Under" by Men at Work
Filked by the Sirs Dan and Rogue

Traveling to a game convention,
Brought my book, hope to meet Tim Zahn.
I met a Star Lady, she made me nervous.
I asked her what to do for breakfast.

I come from an online fan club,
Where ice and booze fill up the bathtub.
JadeCon's stealin' GenCon's thunder!
You'd better run, you better take cover.

Walked into a bar called "Jessa's"
She was six-foot-four, and full of muscles.
I asked, "could we get a stronger round?"
She just smiled and gave me a Mustafar Meltdown.
And she said,

I come from an online fan club,
Where ice and booze fill up the bathtub.
JadeCon's stealin' GenCon's thunder!
You'd better run, you better take cover.

I.M. from a Canadian Lady:
"They've just cast the TV show Padme!"
I typed back, Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I'm trying to remain spoiler-free.
And she wrote:

Don't be in this online fan club,
Where ice and booze fill up the bathtub.
JadeCon's stealin' GenCon's thunder!
You'd better run, you better take cover.