To the tune of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

Turn around...
Every now and then I get a little bit lonely since you're no longer around.
Turn around...
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my breath.
Turn around...
Every now and then I get a little bit morose that the best of all my parts have gone by.
Turn around...
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I recall the look in your eyes.
Turn around, Jedi...
Every now and then a conflict starts.
Turn around, Jedi...
Every now and then a conflict starts.
And I want you here tonight; and I want you more than ever; and if you'd only held me tight we'd be ruling all, forever! And we'd only be setting things right 'cause we'd never be wrong together.
Once upon a time I converted to Sith, then Kenobi took me apart. There's nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.
Turn around...
Every now and then you knew I’d never be the Jedi that I really should be.
Turn around...
But every now and then I knew you'd always be the only one who wanted me the way that I am.
Turn around...
Every now and then I hear there's someone in the Galaxy who makes me reminisce about you.
Turn around...
Every now and then I think things might be getting better, as I’ve heard about this young man named Luke..
Turn around, Jedi...
Every now and then a conflict starts.
Turn around, Jedi...
Every now and then a conflict starts.
And I want you here tonight; and I want you more than ever; and if you'd only held me tight we'd be ruling all, forever! And we'd only be setting things right 'cause we'd never be wrong…

Together we could throw down Emperor Palpatine. Rule the Galaxy together till the end of time. You know it to be true, come join me in the Dark. But you hit me in the shoulder now I’m giving off sparks. I really want you tonight, Our reign is gonna start tonight, Father/Son is gonna start tonight.
Once upon a time I converted to Sith, then Kenobi took me apart. There's nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.
Once upon a time I was a hero of Light, now the Night encircles my heart. Nothing I can say, a total collapse to the Dark.
Nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.
Nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.
Nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.
Nothing I can do, a total collapse to the Dark.