To the tune of the traditional song "The Farmer and the Dell"
Filked by Trina

The slash writes itself
The slash writes itself
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
The slash writes itself

Frodo takes a Sam
Frodo takes a Sam
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
Frodo takes a Sam

The dwarf takes an elf
The dwarf takes an elf
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
The dwarf takes an elf

Will Turner / Captain Jack
Will Turner / Captain Jack
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
Will Turner / Captain Jack

Starsky takes a Hutch
Starsky takes a Hutch
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
Starsky takes a Hutch

The Spike takes Angel
The Spike takes Angel
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
The Spike takes Angel

Angel takes Lindsey
Angel takes Lindsey
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
Angel takes Lindsey

Qui-Gon takes a YOW
Qui-Gon takes a YOW
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
Qui-Gon takes a YOW

But first 'twas Kirk/Spock
But first 'twas Kirk/Spock
Hi-ho, the slashfic ho
But first 'twas Kirk/Spock

Smeagol sleeps alone
Smeagol sleeps alone
Some places we won't go
Smeagol sleeps alone