To the tune of "Radar Love" by Golden Earring
Filked by Tom the Ax Murderer

I've been flyin' all night, R2's handlin' the wheel.
There's a voice in my head and an urge I feel.
Mara Jade is callin', says she's got the need.
Come on R2, let's hit lightspeed.
When she gets lonely and the waiting gets too long,
her midichloridians clutch me close from beyond.

No subspace line at all.
We got a thing that's called Jedi Love,
We got a way with the force--- Jedi Love.

Sensors are pickin' up on some Vong.
Nomanor is comin' on strong.
But the starlines got me hypnotized:
All I can see are her green eyes.
When I get lonely, meditation's not enough.
She sends a comfort comin' in from above.

Hope Yoda don't mind at all.
We got a thing that's called Jedi Love,
We got a way with the force--- Jedi Love.

No more speed, I'm almost there.
Gotta keep cool now, gotta take care.
A darksider's close, here I go.
And Coruscant comes up real slow.
And Episode II is comin' along.
Anakin is comin' on strong.
Amidala sings him the same song.
Ooh, one more Jedi Lover gone!!

When I get lonely, meditation's not enough.
She sends a comfort comin' in from above.

Hope Yoda don't mind at all.
We got a thing that's called Jedi Love,
We got a way with the force--- Jedi Love.