To the tune of the same name by The Offspring
Filked by Yav

GenCon scene, Satin Cape on your knee.
Gonna eat you alive,
Gonna bring you to your knees.

Went drinking Jessa's brews last night,
I had a blast
But now the morning light has come
and kicked my ass

I've got the worst hangover ever
I'm crawling from her bar room again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

And by my seventh YOW I was invincible
I would have never thought I'd be this miserable

I've got the worst hangover ever
Apprentice braid duct taped to my head
I'm worked so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

Won't someone just kill me?
Let me out of my misery
I'm making deals with George,
I'll do anything

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

Make it stop please!
Make it stop please!

I've got the worst hangover ever
Blue sugar on my forehead again
It hurts so bad that I'm never gonna drink again

I'll probably never drink again
I may not ever drink again
At least not til next JadeCon
I'm never gonna drink again