To the tune of “The Farmer and the Cowhand Should Be Friends" from Oklahoma
Filked by Derek

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The Rebels and Imperials should be friends
The Rebels and Imperials should be friends
The Imperials like to blow shit up
The Rebels like to blow shit up
The Rebels and Imperials should be friends

The Republic and Secesh'nists should be friends
The Republic and Secesh'nists should be friends
Secess'nists like to blow shit up
Republic likes to blow shit up
The Republic and Secesh'nists should be friends

The Jedi and Yuzhan Vong should be friends
The Jedi and Yuzhan Vong should be friends
The Jedi like to blow shit up
The Vong sure like to blow shit up
The Jedi and Yuzhan Vong should be friends

George Lucas and the fan base should be friends
George Lucas and the fan base should be friends
The fans want George Lucas blown up
George Lucas' ego is blown up
We all like to blow shit up
Star Wars sure does blow shit up
The Rebels and Imperials should be friends!