To the tune of 'Walk on the Wild Side' by Lou Reed
Filked by Red

He came from a long way away
Travelled right across the GFFA

But now he goes by a different name,
Dresses in black, now he's turned to the Sith,
He's discovered the power of the dark side
He said you don't know the power of the dark side.

He was the Emperor's right hand man
Given power, prestige and command

Palpatine said destroy their base
He looked in almost every place
They began to doubt the power of the dark side,
he said you don't know the power of the dark side
And all Vader's men went

Doo... etc

Uncle Owen never once gave it away
If he did there'd be hell to pay

But