To the tune of "Electric Barbarella" by Duran Duran
Filked by Grand Admiral Sean

I knew when I first saw him on the starship floor...
He was made for me!
Went in the sleeping mind of this young Jedi Master…
Princess of his dreams!
Emotionless and cold as ice… what's in that "droid" to like?
The way it looks, the way it moves, the sounds she's making…
Hey Cray how 'bout we make a deal?

I'm coming in!
Dim your lights, oh Doctor Cray Ming-a-la!
Your perfect skin…
You'll not miss, dear Doctor Cray Ming-a-la!
Please don't resist!
With my touch, hallucinate and close your eyes…

He's so fine…
She's all mine!

The Eye will soon experience a detonation…
No time to waste!
Master told me it was a Force deviation…
But he's looking oh so good!
Whether this Jedi falls for me was hardly a mystery!
Stay here with Nichos, I must never keep him waiting!
We have a deal, it's such a steal!

I'm coming in!
Dim your lights, oh Doctor Cray Ming-a-la!
Your perfect skin…
You'll not miss, dear Doctor Cray Ming-a-la!
Please don't resist!
With my touch, hallucinate and close your eyes…

I'm coming in
Dim your lights, oh Doctor Cray Ming-a-la
Your perfect skin
You'll not miss, dear Doctor Cray Ming-a-la
Please don't resist
With my touch, hallucinate and close your eyes…

Princess of his dreams…
Princess of his dreams…
Insert aura while you snore-a, Cray Ming-a-la…
He's so fine!
You're with Nichos, too, my Doctor Cray Ming-a-la…
She's all mine!
My pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty Cray Ming-a-la
Cray Ming-a-la… [Repeat and fade]