To the tune of "Disease" by Matchbox 20
Filked by Michelle

My sanity is at stake
Fear my composure might break
‘Cause I’m not strong enough you know
I have to say it’s so

I just can’t wait
I’m tired of counting down the days
No, I’m not strong enough you know
I have to say it’s so

Skywalker, Kenobi, Windu
Love them all
Yes, even Yoda too
Beautiful boys
Bless your heart

I need Jedi, please
Give them to me
Makes my seem obsessive, maybe
I can’t live without them
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Can’t keep distanced from them
Don’t deny this one thing to me
I need Jedi, please

When they’re on screen I’m a mess
With how they move and how they dress
They drive me to the fire
But how I love the burn

Watching Annie’s fall, yeah it’s so tragic
But Obi’s angst, now that’s just magic
Beautiful boys
I can’t breathe

I need Jedi, please
Give them to me
Makes my seem obsessive, maybe
I can’t live without them
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Can’t keep distanced from them
Don’t deny this one thing to me
I need Jedi, please

Well, now don’t say that I’m sick
Just leave me be while I watch my Ep. III DVD
You say I’m crazy, crazy
That’s because they drive me crazy
Be, be strong
Keep telling myself that it won’t be long till
I have my Jedi, please
Yeah, must have my Jedi, please
Need my Jedi, please – Whoa

I need Jedi, please
Give them to me
Makes my seem obsessive, maybe
I can’t live without them
Tell me what I am supposed to do about it
Can’t keep distanced from them
Don’t deny this one thing to me
I need Jedi, please

Well, now don’t say that I’m sick
Just leave me be while I watch my Ep. III DVD
You say I’m crazy, crazy
That’s because they drive me crazy
Be, be strong
Keep telling myself that it won’t be long till
I have my Jedi, please
Yeah, must have my Jedi, please
Just need my Jedi, please