To the tune of "The Christmas Song"
Filked by Yav

All through hiatus we waited
Waited through repeats till fall
To see UPN begin and Joss Whedon bringing
the happiest season of all...

Vampires roasting on an open fire
Scoobies popping their No-Doz
Last minute spells going down to the wire,
And Will dressed up like an Eskimo

Everybody knows a crossbow and a missile thrown,
will help to up the Slayer's might
Undead rots with their eyes all aglow will find it hard to feed tonight

They know the Slayer's on her way
She's loaded lots of stakes to dust them all away
And every nervous vamp is going to spy
To see if the slayer really knows how to fry

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To vamps from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways... bon voyage... to you