To the tune of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
Filked by JeffP

Boulder Station in the middle of the night,
Oh why can't they just get to the lightsaber fight?
Diva Jane, she has this small thing for Qui-Gon
But Yav just wants Obi-Wan
Oh, Yav just wants Obi-Wan

Aaron grins, he has plans for Jar Jar,
Oh Jeff and Padme are just going to far,
Jessa's love is still all for Han,
But Yav just wants Obi-Wan
Oh, Yav just wants Obi-Wan

That's all she really wants
Obi-Wan
The robe, the braid, the two of them as one
Oh, Yav just wants Obi-Wan

Yav
Wants Obi-Wan Yav
She wants Obi-Wan

Leia. She's a thing of the past
Lando and Jane are a love made to last
Marlene thinks Luke is still number one
But Yav just wants Obi-Wan
Oh, Yav just wants Obi-Wan

That's all she really wants
Obi-Wan
The robe, the braid, the two of them as one
Oh, Yav just wants Obi-Wan

Yav
Wants Obi-Wan Yav
She wants Obi-Wan

Yav
Wants Obi-Wan Yav
She wants Obi-Wan