To the tune of What would Brian Boitano Do? by Trey Parker and Matt Stone
Filked by Qui-Gon Dave

(note the special Wanton alternate ending)

What would Ben Kenobi do,
If he was here right now?
He'd write a filk and he'd sing it too.
That's what Ben Kenobi'd do.

When Ben Kenobi was at the blast doors
Guarding Qui-gon's back
He did two back flips and a saber twirl
While laying down the smack

When Ben Kenobi was in the core
Fighting with Darth Maul
When used master's lightsaber
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Ben Kenobi do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd break a heart or two
That's what Ben Kenobi'd do.

Yav just does not want him to go
She needs him for a little fashion show.

And PG has to lick
Whipped cream off his boot!

To see that I'd be a WANTON too
But what would Ben Kenobi do?

And what would Ben Kenobi do?
He'd gather all the wantons around
And tell that he loves them too.
That's what Ben Kenobi'd do

When Ben Kenodi traveled through space
To the remains of Alderaan,
He fought the evil Darth Vader
And saved Princess Leia again.

When Ben Kenodi was on Naboo
He beat up Jar Jar Binks.
Cuz Ben Kenobi doesn't take sh*t
From that Gungaaan!!!!

So lets call Ewan McGregor
And invite him to our con
And we'll call Liam Nieson too
Cuz that's what Ben Kenobi'd do.
And we'll call Liam Nieson too
Cuz that's what Ben Kenobi'd do.

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and for the Wan-tons...

So let's find Ewan McGregor
and RIP OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES!
We'll chain him in the closet
and drag him out for FASHION SHOWS.
We'll chain him in the basement
and drag him out for FASHION SHOWS.