To the tune of "Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed
Filked by Vic

Ani came from a galaxy far away,
Made his way across the GFFA.
Killed some Tuskens on the way,
Put on a cape and then he was a Sith - he said:
Hey, babe, take a walk on the dark side,
Said hey, honey, take a walk on the dark side.

Jango came from a Kamino island,
In his Slave I he was everybody's darlin'.
But he never lost his head,
Up until he lost his head - he said:
Hey, babe, take a walk on the dark side,
Said hey, babe, take a walk on the dark side.

And the Twi'lek girls go, doo do doo...

Old Watto never once gave it away,
Everybody had to pay and pay.
A wupiupi here and a trugut there,
Mos Espa market is the place where they said:
Hey, babe, take a walk on the dark side,
I said, hey, Watto, take a walk on the dark side.

Sith Lord Maul came to Tatooine,
Looking for Jedi and a Naboo queen.
After Qui-Gon's deathblow,
You should have heard Obi shout "No!" - they said:
Hey, Darth, take a walk on the dark side,
I said hey, babe, take a walk on the dark side, all right, ha!

Zam Wesell's just speeding away,
Thought she was Sebulba for a day.
Then I guess after her crash,
Jango Fett couldn't let her last - he said:
Hey babe, take a walk on the dark side,
I said, hey, honey, take a walk on the dark side.

And the Twi'lek girls say, doo do doo...