To the tune of the same name from All in the Family
Filked by Echo
(Mara has a heart-to-heart with the ghost of the Emperor and a piano)
Palpatine:
Boy, the havoc that I played-
Mara:
All the Jedi Vader slayed-
Both:
Folks like us we had it made. Those were the days.
Palpatine:
And you knew who you were then!
I was the Emperor and you were my HAND!
Mara:
Mister, we could use a Moff like Governor Tarkin again!
Palpatine:
Didn't need no conscript state-
Mara:
Every Wookiee pulled his weight-
Both:
Gee, that old Death Star ran great. Those were the DAYS!!!