To the tune of "New York State of Mind" by Billy Joel
Filked by Sir Rogue

Some folks like to get away from the day to day into fantasy
Lost in scifi universes they'd like to see
I'm hopping an X-wing to the realm of Palpatine
I'm in a Star Wars state of mind.

I've seen all the Star Trek shows as their starship goes into the endless skies
Watched Kirk, Troi, and Archer beam onto the Enterprise
I'm not in the mood for Voyager, Next Gen, or Deep Space Nine
I'm in a Star Wars state of mind.

It isn't easy in the Spoiler Cave
Out of reach from the trailers and fuss
But still I need that little fix I crave
At Waldenbooks, at Toys R Us...

Come escape from reality - far away with me, in that galaxy
Don't care if it's prequel time or Classic Trilogy
I don't want other fandoms, I've left them all behind.
I'm in a Star Wars state of mind.

It isn't easy in the Spoiler Cave
Out of reach from the trailers and fuss
But still I need that little fix I crave
At Waldenbooks, at Toys R Us...

I'm hopping an X-wing to the realm of Palpatine
Cause I'm in a Star Wars state of mind.