To the tune of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
Filked by Red Zepplin

There's a Jedi who's sure,
That the good must be bold.
And he's buying a stairway to Yavin.
When he gets there he knows
No matter what threat is posed
With a word he will send out the call.
And she's buying a stairway to Yavin.

There's a sign on the wall
Of that old Massassi hall
That says this place has darkside leanings.
In a tree by the brook,
there's a dark voice that sings,
Sometimes all of your thoughts are mistaken.
Oooh, it makes me wonder
Oooh, it makes me wonder (why?)

*Red looks up from the book*

There's a feeling I get
when I read through this mess,
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In this book I have seen
I host of idiosyncrasies
And I haven't even really begun looking
Oooh, it makes me wonder.
Oooh, it *really* makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then "The Writers" will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who've stood that long.
And the books will return to the masters.

There a superweapon in your headgerow?
Don't be alarmed now.
It's a just a machine that HE needs.
Yes there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
And it makes me wonder

*Red goes back to reading the book*

Your head is humming and it won't go
In case you don't know
Exar Kun's asked Kyp to join him.
Dear Jedi can't you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.

*Red looks back up from book...after extended guitar riff*

As we wind on down the road
Our boredom's taken the lead role.
There walks an Jedi we all know.
Who shines white light and wants to show.
How light destroys the dark and cold.
And if we keep asking for Zahn
Our prayers will be answered at last.
When all are one and one is all.
To lift a rock and not to fall.

*Red looks to his left at the pile of Young Jedi Knight books*

And he's buying a stairway to Yavin.