To the tune of "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
Filked by SirRogue

(Oh Padme, Padme)
(Oh Padme, Padme)

Oh Padme, Padme
How was I supposed to know
That you were Amidala
Oh Padme, Padme
The costume changes don't show
Enough for me to follow
Tell me when you change to the Queen
Are you a handmaid?
I have got to know now, oh, because

Episode One's confusin' me
The plot hole scenes are losin' me (losin' me)
Try to recall and I lose my mind
Must be a sign
Gotta see it one more time

Oh Ani, Ani
How is it that you were born
To Shmi without a father?
And why so sad
To leave her when the podracer
Money could have bought her
Could be part of the prophecy?
Could the balance you bring
To the Force be caused by losing her?

Episode One's confusin' me
The plot hole scenes are losin' me (losin' me)
Try to recall and I lose my mind
Must be a sign
Gotta see it one more time

(Oh Obi, Obi)
(Oh Obi, Obi)

Oh Obi, Obi
YOu padawan braid is so....(Wantons sigh with glee)
But Obi, Obi
It keeps switchin' to and fro

I must confess that Darth Sidious
Looks like Palpatine
But I still just can't believe
That he's here and there
All at the same time
Gotta see it one more time

Episode One's confusin' me
The plot hole scenes are losin' me (losin' me)
Try to recall and I lose my mind
Must be a sign
Gotta see it one more time

(the following two stanza overlapping at the same time)

Episode One's confusin' me
The plot hole scenes are losin' me (losin' me)
Try to recall and I lose my mind
Must be a sign

I must confess that Darth Sidious
Looks like Palpatine
But I still just can't believe
That he's here and there
All at the same time

(All)
Gotta see it one more time