To the tune of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Filked by Jaina
(with audio clips from the films inserted in bold, ala "Heart Will Go On" radio mix)
Every book in Bantam
We saw you, we heard you
And we thought you'd always go on
"It's not wise to upset a Wookiee..."
All throughout the movies
We watched you protecting
You, the one who always was strong
"No, THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there, right?"
We knew you'd always come through
For the friendship that you shared with Han
Old friend, faithful to the end
You were there by his side as
The saga went on and on
"Chewie! This won't help me...there'll be another time. The princess; you have to take care of her..."
MTV once gave you
A lifetime achievement
And it seemed you could do no wrong
"Will someone get this big, walking carpet out of my way?"
Everybody loved you
A true Rebel hero
Your memory will always live on
"Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care WHAT you smell!"
You died, a galaxy cried
And we don't know if Han can go on
Chewie, don't have your body
But you're here in our hearts as
The saga goes on and on
"I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!" "I can arrange that! You could USE a good kiss!"
Too soon, got killed by a moon
Just another death caused by the Vong
Del Rey has taken you away
Now you're gone, and without you
The saga goes on and on...
"Rrrrwwrrororghhrhghhh!"