To the tune of "I'm gonna be (500 miles)" by The Proclaimers
Filked by SirRogue (SquireRogue at the time)

When I'm packin', yeah I know I gotta bring
I gotta bring all of the saber blades to train
And when I'm loading, I must remember not to leave
Remember not to leave the Musical again

When I'm drivin', yeah I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be six states before I'm even there
And when I'm ridin', yeah I'm havin' such a time
That thought it takes two days I really just don't care

And I would drive a thousand miles,
And twice again is not to far
Just to be the Karrdes who drove two thousand
Miles to bring ice to the bar

When I wake up, yeah I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be three hours since I went to bed
If I was drinkin' somethin' that Jessa has made
I know I'll wake up with a poundin' in my head

When I go out to the GenCon vendor's floor
I know it's almost like I'm risking life and limb
But when I come back, come back to the Darksiders' suite
I know I'm gonnna hear great tales from Mike and Tim

And I would drive a thousand miles,
And twice again is not to far
Just to be the Karrdes who drove two thousand
Miles to bring ice to the bar
Ladadata, laadadata, etc.

When I'm bribin', yeah I know I better bring
I better bring along some Xena stuff for Trish
And when recruitin', yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be recruitin' little Tom from Tish

Oh when I'm leavin', well I know it's gonna seem
It's gonna seem like drivin' all that way's a pain
But when I think back, think back to all the fun we had
I know that next year I'll go through it all again
I know that next year I'll go through it all....again

And I would drive a thousand miles,
And twice again is not to far
Just to be the Karrdes who drove two thousand
Miles to bring ice to the bar
Ladadata, laadadata, etc.