To the tune of "Macho Man" by the Village People
Filked by Sophie

Qui-Gon:
Force, Obi...wanna feel the Force, Obi?
...such a thrill the Force, Obi
...wanna touch the Force, Obi?
...it's too much the Force, Obi
...check it out the Force, Obi.
...Don't you doubt the Force, Obi
...talkin' bout the Force, Obi
...check it out the Force..

Obi-Wan:
Every 'prentice wants to be a Jedi Padawan
to have the kind of skill set that's always in demand
Training in the mornings, go YOW go
Twirling your lightsabre, muscles glow
You can best believe that he's a Padawan
Preparing to duel with, anyone he can

Wantons:
YOW! YOW! YOW, YOW, YOW!

Everyone: (Substitute "you've" when appropriate)
Jedi Padawan (Padawan)
I've got to be, a Padawan (I've got to be a)
Jedi Padawan, yeah
I've got to be a Jedi! Ow....
Jedi Padawan, yeah
I've got to be, a Padawan
Jedi Padawan (yeah, yeah)
I've got to be a Jedi!

Qui-Gon & Obi-Wan:
Force, baby...listen to the Force, baby
...moving through the Force, baby,
...guided by the Force, baby
...there's no try, the Force, baby
...you'll adore the Force, baby
...come explore the Force, baby
...dark or light, the Force, baby
...you can't fight, the Force, baby

Wantons:
You can tell a Jedi, he has a funky strut
his Jedi Robes and leather, and haircut
12" action figures, dress them up
Kilt or boots or boa, fabric slut
You can best believe that he's a Padawan
He likes to be the leader, he always takes a stand
YOW! YOW! YOW, YOW, YOW!

Everyone:
Jedi Padawan (Padawan)
I've got to be, Padawan (I've got to be a)
Jedi Padawan, yeah
I've got to be a Jedi! All right
Jedi Padawan, yeah, yeah
I've got to be, a Padawan
Jedi Padawan
I've got to be a Jedi!