To the tune of "Waterloo" by ABBA
Filked by HollywdLiz

My, my
'Twas on Naboo that Darth Maul was bisected
Oh yeah
And Qui-Gon met his destiny in quite a similar way
Though Obi-Wan sure did his best
Qui-Gon died with a hole in his chest!

On Naboo
Padme, she captured the Viceroy
On Naboo
Gungans, they blew up some battle droids
On Naboo
Anakin showed 'em what he could do
On Naboo
Qui-Gon's lightsaber cut Maul in two
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, on Naboo
Qui-Gon's lightsaber cut Maul in two

My, my
The Jedi had a big lightsaber battle
Oh, yes
And Skywalker flew his starfighter up into the sky
To the Trade Federation machines
He blew 'em all to smithereens!

Though Obi-Wan sure did his best
Qui-Gon died with a hole in his chest!

On Naboo
Anakin showed 'em what he could do
On Naboo
Qui-Gon's lightsaber cut Maul in two
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, on Naboo
Qui-Gon's lightsaber cut Maul in two
Ooo-oo-ooo-oo
Qui-Gon's lightsaber cut Maul in two