To the tune of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" by Tommy Conner
Filked by Echo

Meesa saw dat Padme kissin' hissin Obi-Wan
On dat biggie cruiser bridge last night
Shesa didn't see me sneak
Crost the ship for munchens to eat
Theysa thinkin' meesa tucking in dem bunkroom with Little Ani snooze asleep

Den meesa saw Padme be ticklin' withim Obi-Wan
Inder hissin tunic berry creamy-white

Yee Gads! A maxi-mess it would have been
If den dat Ani had be seein'
Padme kissin' da hissin Obi-Wan
last night!

Ooooha sa, yes! How crunched da Jedi would den been
If dat Ani had be seein'
Padme kissin' Obi-Wan
Last night!