To the tune of "Uncle F***er" from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
Filked by Qui-Gon Dave

T:
shut your filking face, Lyric Filker
Youre a bad punning, poor rhyming Lyric Filker

You're a Lyric Filker, yes, it's true
Nobody filks lyrics quite like you.

P:
Shut your filking face, Lyric Filker
You're the one who filked those lyrics, Lyric Filker

Your don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just filk those lyrics all day long

T:
Shut your filking face, Lyric Filker
You're a comical master, Lyric Filker

P:
Youre a Lyric Filker, I must say

T:
Well you filked those lyrics yesterday

B:
Lyric Filker, that's L Y R I C
Filk it, Lyric Filker. Hey!

P:
Sing my filks.