To the tune of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Filked by Jaina

She's into Jedi Masters
Sith Lords and Padawans
She owns sabers and blasters
That she takes to all the cons

She's into new fanfiction
Bolt Hole and Obi-smut
Her internet addiction
Has her life in a rut

She buys the action figures
And she wears a clip-on braid
She goes to chat each Wednesday
With the Wild Karrdes and Club Jade
Yeah, the Lady's got it made
Come on!

Episode One's out
She's livin' la vida Lucas
She'll push the fanboys down
Livin' la vida Lucas
One lightsaber is red
And the other one is blue, 'cause
There can be no doubt
She's livin' la vida Lucas
Livin' la vida Lucas

Woke up in her hotel room
In the arms of a cardboard man
She was wearing a slave girl costume
it must have been the Corellian

She wants to torture Jar Jar
Longs to be a Queen's handmaid
She plots and plans all summer for
A Skywalker Ranch raid
And she makes poor George afraid
come on!

Episode One's out
She's livin' la vida Lucas
She'll push the fanboys down
Livin' la vida Lucas
One lightsaber is red
And the other one is blue, 'cause
There can be no doubt
She's livin' la vida Lucas
Livin' la vida Lucas

She buys the action figures
And she wears a clip-on braid
She goes to chat each Wednesday
With the Wild Karrdes and Club Jade
Yeah, the Lady's got it made

Episode One's out
She's livin' la vida Lucas
She'll push the fanboys down
Livin' la vida Lucas
One lightsaber is red
And the other one is blue, 'cause
There can be no doubt
She's livin' la vida Lucas
Livin' la vida Lucas