To the tune of "Knights of the Round Table" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Filked by Bogan

This filk can accommodate any number of singing Jedi Knights, one of
whom must be Young Obi-Wan. An optional spoken epilogue calls for a
Qui-Gon Jinn.

ALL We're knights of the Jedi Council
Our enemies we'll trouce-el
We rescue queens still in their teens
YOW With handmaids bouncy-bounce-el
ALL We fight with hardware flourescent
And then fly home to Coruscant

(Knights, if so inclined, duel briefly.)

ALL We're knights of the Jedi Temple
Our code of conduct simple
Wear garments brown without a frown
YOW And smile with pleasing dimples
ALL We're tough and buff and very bold
YOW I want to get some 'fore I'm old

(Knights duel more extensively.)

ALL We play lightsaber tennis
And seek the Phantom Menace
We're studly guys who philosophize
YOW And talk like Alec Guinness
ALL We'll find Darth Maul, a bad one
YOW Then I'll have to train a padawan...

(Knights duel briefly.)

(Spoken)

QGJ Nah, screw Valorum. Let's just not go to Naboo.
YOW Right!
QGJ It is a silly place.