To the tune of "Girls on Film" by Duran Duran
Filked by Michelle

See them walking down the hall, toward the Suite at GenCon
Heads turning cause you know they are such a fine sight
Then walk right in and stun the crowd
As the Wantons cry out "look at that!" - "look at that!"
And you sense they've done it this time, pulled the
Greatest stunt of all time

Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts

Dave's got Hair, and Red he's the Ladies' satirist
That Dan with Rogue do their dueling, oh my
Jeff does the tech, and those authors write
Steve collects his toys, James and Aaron pun, do the puns
Things are balanced by Sean's Lightside, but in
Kilts they are even more fun

Karrdes in Kilts (still fetching our ice)
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts (take a picture)
Karrdes in Kilts

< musical interlude >

Won't you spin round boys, you've got our heads a reeling
Pulses pumping, yelling out "of this look we won't tire"
Take one last glimpse of knees and boots
Will they stay this way or go to change, go to change?
They are smiling when they whisper, "stay"
Oh those Karrdes are a star

Karrdes in Kilts (pride of Star Ladies)
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts (see them together)
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts (gotta love 'em)
Karrdes in Kilts
Karrdes in Kilts (they're the greatest)