To the tune of "Cleveland Rocks" from the Drew Carey Show
Filked by CLT

Oh, the Force was callin' me,
Back to the third movie
It's back on the big screen,
It's back where it belongs.
All the little kids waitin' in line to see said,
Jedi rock! Jedi rock!
Waving lightsabers and ticket stubs, we yelled,
Jedi rock! Jedi rock!
Jedi rock! Jedi rock!
Jedi rock! Jedi rock!
Jedi rock! Jedi rock!
We piled in, when the theme blared, to the sreen we were glued
3PO and R2-D2 rolled past our view
When to before our eyes, to our surprise came
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
CGI at it's worst, into tears we did burst
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Won't it stop! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
I am quite fond of the old soundtrack
I have to say that this new one's whack
Lucas changed it, what can you do?
Now Jedi rocks, Now Jedi rocks
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Won't it stop! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Make it stop! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks! Jedi rocks!
Jedi rocks!
JABBA!