To the tune of "Jingle Bells" by J. Pierpont
Filked by Gator

Dashing through the snow,
On a tauntaun named Berniece,
Find that stupid kid,
Or I'll have no peace.

He keeps mumbling "Ben",
I swear that kid's not right,
I've got to pact the kid in guts or he won't
Make it through the night!

Oh, Jedi boy, Jedi boy, Jedi make me puke,
I am gonna freeze my ass for an idiot named Lu-uke!
Jedi boy, Jedi boy, Jedi make me puke,
I am gonna freeze my ass for an idiot named Lu-uke!