To the tune of "I'm a Lumberjack (and I'm Okay)" by Monty Python
Filked by Qui-Gon Dave

QGDAVE:
I'm a Wild Karrde, and I'm okay.
I duel all night and I filk all day.

KARRDES:
He's a Wild Karrde, and he's okay.
He duels all night and he filks all day.

QGDAVE:
I sing my filks. I drink Jager.
I duel with a green saber.
On Wednesdays I go chattin'
And talk like a darksider.

KARRDES:
He sings his filks. He drinks Jager.
He duels with a green saber.
On wednesdays he goes chattin'
And talks like a darksider.
He's a Wild Karrde, and he's okay.
He duels all night and he filks all day.

QGDAVE:
I sing my filks. I twirl sabers.
I hang out at the mall.
I create little costumes
for my twelve inch Obi doll.

KARRDES:
He sings his filks. He twirls sabers.
He hangs out at the mall.
He creates little costumes
for his twelve inch Obi doll??
(confused look followed by a shrug)
He's a Wild Karrde, and he's okay.
He duels all night and he filks all day.

QGDAVE:
I sing my filks. I dressed my doll
in sequins and turquoise.
I wish I'd been a Wan-ton!
I ain't like other boys.

KARRDES:
He sings his filks. He dressed his doll
in sequins and turquoise?
He wants to be a WAN-TON??????
(many shocked and appalled comments)
(the Karrdes walk away in disgust)