To the tune of the same name by Pink
Filked by CLT

(As sung by Anakin Skywalker)

Never follow the code
Can't work with a team
I can't take direction and my lightsaber's knocked clean
Senators dated me
My master hated me
I was always in a fight
cuz that's what Jedi do

Everyday I fight a war with my leather
Padme's sure not helping with that dress

I'm hazard to myself.
I'm feeling Sithy.
I'm my own worst enemy.
It's bad when you can't keep track of your own arm
so irritating
3PO won't be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I wanna be somebody else

Palpatine told me
you could be a sith lord
all you have to do is join the dark side of the Force
Take out Master Obi-wan
Good-bye Padme dear
She's so pretty
I just hate me
so Padme Padme won't give me some words of wisdom
I just slaughtered someone else
Cuz I'm a hazard to myself
I'm feeling Sithy
Conveyor belts don't suit me
Just got my saber cut in half
so irritating
3PO won't be my friend no more
I'm gonna be somebody else
yeah
I'm feeling Sithy, Sithy
Obi-wan's keeps nagging me
It's bad when you can't be yourself
so irritating
Obi-wan won't be my friend no more
I'm gonna be somebody else.

So Palpy, Palpy won't you give me my Sith name
Darth whatis or else
I'm feeling Sithy

Oh, I'm a hazard to myself
yeah
Anakin Skywalker
That name holds no meaning for me
It's bad when you don't know your kids
so irritating
Padme won't be my friend no more
Went off with someone else
I'm feeling Sithy
I'm my son's worst enemy
Can't choose between work and family
so irritating
3PO won't be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
I'm feeling Sithy.