To the tune of "Real World" by Matchbox20
Filked by SirRogue

I wonder what it's like to be a spice pirate
I wonder what it's like to own a starship for hire
A smuggler, a scoundrel, a pilot flyin' 'cross the Kessel Run
Just dodgin' singularities for....fun

I wonder what it's like to be a Jedi Master
I wonder what I'd do if I could move things with my mind
I'd twirl my lightsaber, then block and parry everything in time
And when I buy things, credits will do....fine
Their fine....yeeeeah

Way back, in a galaxy far far away,
If I was someone there, would this plot fall apart,
Why so strange, I want to be part of that place?
I wish the real world would just stop hasslin' me

I wonder what it's like to be the Chancellor
I wonder what it's like to make the world my Empire
I'd say to Lord Vader, "Those Jedi are annoying, kill me some.
Boy, don't make me replace you with your....son
Your son....yeeeeah

Way back, in a galaxy far far away,
If I was someone there, would this plot fall apart,
Why so strange, I want to be part of that place?
I wish the real world would just stop hasslin' me
I wish the real world would just stop hasslin' me